Sex sells. It always has and always will. For those forgoing the ways of porn are only asking to give up a profitable opportunity. Sites like Pornhub and Youporn make a hefty sum of money thanks to porn and eBay wants in. They’ve partnered with the two sites to bring the world some interesting products that will make some people very happy. Even Amazon is getting in on the fun.
TWERK LIKE A PORNHUB PRO ON EBAY
Twerking is an art form but sometimes, our imaginations get in the way. Imagine a device that is sensual and technologically advanced that you can feel the power of a twerk with ease. Now, stop imagining. Ebay is selling the Pornhub Twerking Butt Deluxe for all one’s twerking needs. For just over a thousand dollars, Ebay offers girls, guys, moms, and dads the chance to twerk it hard. As it’s made by Pornhub, one can assume it’s made with expert input. The Pornhub device comes will a full range of effects like music capabilities, erotic variations, Cyberskin, VR headset and more. Most importantly, it comes with a water jet for cleaning. Pornhub is all too familiar with sticky situations, so they want to make sure one is prepared.
SHOW OFF YOUPORN LOVE IN STYLE
After you’ve made a sufficient mess with the twerking apparatus, it’s probably time for a new shirt. What better way to show you love for porn then get a YouPorn shirt? There isn’t a better way. For just a few dollars, one can take to the streets of Ebay and buy this fly shirt. As a male, it’s probably assumed that you love porn, but why keep the public guessing? Don that shirt like you mean it and make YouPorn proud. Items like this are everywhere on Ebay. They’ve wisely understood that there is money to be made in porn, which is why Amazon is getting int on it as well.
AMAZON LOVES PORN
Amazon is hardly an ignorant company. They aren’t afraid to get their hands a little dirty and succumb to the pressure of porn. They’ve seen the success of YouPorn and other sites and they want a piece of the action. That’s why Amazon has taken to selling some merchandise of their own. It’s a cheap and simple way to capitalize on the booming industry and odds are, it’s only going to get bigger. As VR begins to enter every home, YouPorn will become as commonplace as CBS or Fox. It will just be another form of entertainment instead of the relatively taboo art form that it is today. As more companies like Amazon begin to embrace the porn, perhaps the more society will too.
