The wonders of technology bring us many fine luxuries. There’s self-driving cars, virtual reality entertainment, Nintendo 64 and the Big Mouth Billy Bass. However, all of that is a mere footnote in history to what’s coming next. Of course, we’re talking about marijuana tampons. They’re coming to a Pornhub and Youjizz movie near you.
PORNHUB AND YOUJIZZ WOMEN GET NEW MARIJUANA PAINKILLER
Porn stars love drugs and who can blame them? After “acting” in all those exhausting “films” found on Pornhub and Youjizz, they just want to sit down and relieve some pain. Previously, they may have stocked up on Ibuprofen (or Oxycontin for the extreme) but now, there’s a safer and more mellow alternative. Marijuana tampons are hitting the scene thanks to a company called Floria. Floria is famous for their other pot-infused products and lubricant. Their goal? To ease discomfort in women while getting them high.
MARIJUANA TO MAKE PORNHUB AND YOUJIZZ BETTER
While this marijuana tampon is not approved by the FDA, one can assume it will hit the industry in a big way. No more will the porn stars of Youjizz and Pornhub complain about cramps and lower back issues. The weed high will have a noticeable effect on these young ladies that will surely resonate with viewers. Expect more laughter in porn and perhaps more scenes involving Doritos, Taco Bell or both. Since less pain means more money for porn and you can bet they will take that offer any time.
AFTER PORNHUB AND YOUJIZZ, WHAT’S NEXT FOR MARIJUANA TAMPON?
Every day, it seems more men are comfortable with sticking stuff up their bum. Why should women get all the benefit of a weed suppository? Odds are, this fascinating new technology will make the transition over to the male market. Now, people will have a new, stealth way to get high and relieve pain. Since they say weed is a gateway drug, perhaps heroin tampons are right around the corner.
