Black People Built Statue of Donald Trump Next to Jesus

Black People Built Statue of Donald Trump Next to Jesus Clapway

The accusations against Donald Trump are many but the presidential candidate is trying hard to clear up the racist cloud hovering above his head. This past week, Mr. Trump spoke at an African-American church in Detroit. The speech drew an overwhelming response from the crowd suggesting they are ready to vote him into office. To them, the second coming of Jesus Christ is here and he is an orange-skinned man.

CALM DONALD TRUMP ENTERS BLACK HOUSE OF JESUS

An eerily toned down Donald Trump addressed a largely African-American audience in Detroit for the first time. The presidential candidate delivered a warm and friendly speech that focused not on himself, but on the concepts of unity and economic hardship within the community. Being a black church in Detroit, this group mostly consists of Democratic voters. That being said, the speech was warmly received by the crowd of Jesus worshippers.

DONALD TRUMP PROVES HE IS THE NEW JESUS

In an act of dominance, Donald Trump thrust a baby high over his shoulders while addressing the congregation. He said the African-American faith community is one of God’s greatest gifts to America and that he would hear out their message. Essentially, Donald is playing the role of Jesus to this community as he expressed his big plans to lead them to economic and social freedom.

CHURCH PASTOR DRESS DONALD TRUMP LIKE JESUS

If Mr. Trump’s speech wasn’t enough, the church pastor took it one step further. After finishing, Bishop Wayne Jackon dressed Trump in a prayer shawl. Trump received a study bible upon which the crowd erupted in glorious delight. Apparently, the shawl came straight from Israel, thus making Trump the second coming of Christ. If that’s true, Hillary Clinton must surely represent Satan. The long awaited battle of good and evil has finally manifested itself. While not what most people thought, the results lie in the 2016 presidential election.


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