When SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket suddenly exploded into a massive fireball two months ago, investigators were running around trying to find the source. Theories from evil aliens to jealous NASA employees filled the airwaves. However now, we can put those theories to rest. Or can we?
EVIL ALIENS USED CHEMICAL REACTION TO DESTROY SPACEX FALCON 9
According to investigators, the Falcon 9 rocket’s liquid oxygen got a little too cold. So cold, that it became solid. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that’s bad. Hence, the transformation into a solid triggered a bad reaction of sorts within the container. Inside that container, is liquid helium. Upon the helium vessel’s failure, a series of explosions destroyed the rocket and left SpaceX in awe. Despite this explanation, don’t rule out the chance of evil aliens.
SPACEX STILL CONFUSED OVER FALCON 9; EVIL ALIENS BEHIND THIS?
According to SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, this problem is still surprising despite the explanation. Furthermore, this problem has never happened in the history of rocketry. It’s not like the Falcon 9 is a toy rocket built by bored kids in Idaho. The world’s top minds are on the task. For a hyper-rare error like this to suddenly go off is a bit suspicious. The fact is, Musk is getting awfully close to deep space. Perhaps a little too close for the comfort of evil aliens.
DESPITE EVIL ALIENS; SPACEX AND FALCON 9 CONTINUE FORTH
While this little hiccup certainly put a mark on the near perfect record of Musk, this will hardly stop him. Beginning in 2018, he plans to help NASA fly astronauts to the space station. Furthermore, Musk is unraveling his massive plan for Mars colonization. For dreams this big, the competition needs to step it up. That includes any ill-intentioned alien race as well.
