God Created Minecraft, Satan Created Pokemon Go

God Created Minecraft, Satan Created Pokemon Go

Hillary vs. Trump. Vegetarian vs. paleo. Tupac vs. Biggie. The battles of good vs. evil wage on throughout every realm of the world and video games are no different. At first glance, Minecraft and Pokemon Go are innocent games of creativity. However, there is a darker side to one compared to the other. The forces of God and Satan are hard at work and here are some reasons why.

5 REASONS WHY SATAN CREATED POKEMON GO

When we think of Satan, we think of a fallen angel turned devil out to stop God from ruling the world. We think of Satan as this evil force who stores dead bodies in Hell and commits heinous acts. While that may all be true, he works in mysterious ways, just as God does. Hence, we have to look at the most unlikely areas that Satan involves himself in. For example. Pokemon Go. There are plenty of reasons Satan could have invented this game but here are five of them.

1. SATAN CREATED POKEMON GO TO KILL PEDESTRIANS

It’s bad enough pedestrians already have their heads stuffed in their phones. Now, Pokemon Go makes this even worse. Not only does it require you to stare at the screen constantly, but it makes you chase around monsters that aren’t even there on the street. As you can imagine, this is just the kind of thing that makes Satan happy. He can distract people from keeping their wits about them and hopefully, run into a car. Then, it’s just another body to the Hell collection. As an added bonus, kids are probably skipping church to play Pokemon Go. So take that God.

2. SATAN IS LURING PEOPLE INTO DANGER WITH POKEMON GO

Another aspect of Pokemon Go is the so-called “adventure” it takes you on. In theory, this isn’t a danger. However, we all know that some parts of town are just not safe. Hence, there are reports of some well to do people ending up on the ‘other side of the tracks’ chasing Pokemon Go. This puts them in the backyard of potential criminals. Now, of course, not all poor people are criminals but just the opportunity alone is enough to make Satan salivate.

3. SATAN IS USING POKEMON GO TO CREATE UMEMPLOYEMENT

Pokemon Go is so fun, that it’s distracting. Some people are giving into their temptations and becoming addicted to Pokemon Go. This is such a problem that they’re are losing their jobs. As the unemployment line continues to grow, Satan is down in Hell laughing at us all. Thanks to Pokemon go, we’re ignoring our jobs, our family our friends and more importantly, God. That’s just another win for Satan.

4. SATAN IS KILLING PEOPLE IN CARS WITH POKEMON GO

Before technology, Satan had alcohol to help with murdering drivers. However, the government is cracking down hard on drunk driving and deaths are going down. Hence, Satan needed a new method to bring people to Hell. With Pokemon Go, there are now thousands of drivers out there driving, while hunting Pokemon. This is arguably worse that drunk driving. Now, there are oblivious Pokemon Go hunters walking on the street and driving their cars. It’s a recipe for disaster that Satan must be proud of.

5. SATAN IS GETTING PEOPLE ADDICTED TO POKEMON GO

Back in the day, Satan used to lure millions into Hell with the addictive drugs like heroin and cocaine. Satan still uses those drugs but to a far less extent. Nowadays, people are too busy with technology for drugs. So Satan got creative. The result is Pokemon Go. A game more addictive than heroin and cocaine combined. Well, maybe that’s not true but still, Satan is glad people are distracted and not paying attention to God. Speaking of God, he has some tricks up his sleeve as well.

5 REASONS WHY GOD CREATED MINECRAFT

While Satan has Pokemon Go to collect sinners, God has Minecraft. Minecraft is the shining beacon of hope in the gaming world. It saves, rejuvenates and protects the youth of this world from going with Satan. Unlike Pokemon Go, Minecraft promotes creativity. That’s not all, though, here are five more reasons why God created Minecraft.

1. GOD CREATED MINECRAFT FOR EDUCATION

While Pokemon Go just wastes time, Minecraft promotes education. At least that’s the intention in the Minecraft: Education Edition. Here, God can revel in the glory that is an open world environment where kids can collaborate, create and learn various subjects all in one game.

2. GOD CREATED MINECRAFT TO PROMOTE UNITY

Sometimes, it seems that the devil is winning the battle. Just five minutes on the news shows how much more work we have to do. Regardless of this, God is doing his best. With new methods such as Minecraft, God can unite people of all genders, races, and beliefs in one environment. In Minecraft, there are no boundaries. Only limitless opportunity to grow, share and connect.

3. GOD IS USING MINECRAFT TO CREATE JOBS

While Pokemon Go is creating unemployment, Minecraft is creating jobs. On Code.org, they have a thing called the Minecraft Hour of Code. Here, Minecraft fans can learn the basics of code for an hour a day. Eventually, they’ll become computer science pro’s and have a fulfilling career ahead of them. Seeing as laziness is a sin, God must love the fact that people are getting out there and working hard. Furthermore, they’re having fun too and we all know God loves to have fun. Heaven throws the best parties if you haven’t heard.

4. GOD IS USING MINECRAFT TO BOOST CREATIVITY

Another added bonus of the game is how it promotes creativity. God loves it when we use our minds to its full potential. With Minecraft, we can easily accomplish that with the challenges found in the game. When people get lazy, they are more prone to sin. However, when the mind is active, natural endorphins are boosted and people are generally happier. Happier people means a better society and that is something God loves.

5. GOD CREATED MINECRAFT TO INCREASE PERCEPTION

While Pokemon Go distracts people and decreases focus, Minecraft is the opposite. There are numerous studies out there that prove Minecraft improves someone’s visuospatial attention. What this really means is the game increases awareness of their surrounds. Hence, God won’t have to deal with Minecraft players getting hit by cars or running into trees. The Minecraft player is intelligent and alert. Video games aren’t alway just mindless acts of laziness. Some games make you a better person.

Conclusion

The battle of good and evil will always be there but you can do your part of choosing a side. Will you be one for the millions choosing distraction and laziness or will you become a proactive member of society? That is essential what these two games represent. Pokemon Go is for those who want to tune out and check into an alternate reality. Minecraft, on the other hand, involves people in society. It brings together folks from all over the world to create, imagine and learn. Whether you believe in God or not, surely, you agree that’s an added benefit. Meanwhile, the devil does all he can to stop it, so choose wisely. The future of Earth just might depend on what video game you play.

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