Rejoice my fellow man! Freedom and privacy are but a few clicks away. The awkwardness when a kid catches a man (or woman for that matter) watching Pornhub or Youjizz can simply not be expressed in words.
Judgements aside, people have needs and it’s not fair when your Windows PC is a victim of a security breach. It is a basic right of parents to be able to lock their kids out of their private lives. A new app seeks to do just that.
NEW APP FOR WINDOWS PROTECTS YOUR PC FROM KIDS
The aptly named LockMyKidsOut operates as a shield for your Windows operating system. Various passwords and timers are set up on your PC in order to turn Windows into Fort Knox. With these security measures, adults can better monitor their children’s internet use, or easily hide their own. Certainly, having a kid discover Pornhub and Youjizz is something no parent should want. That is reserved for late nights with friends in the 6th grade. Joking aside, there is nothing like this application. It doesn’t even require much technical knowledge. Even Windows users can firmly grasp this concept.
HOW IT WORKS
LockMyKidsOut advertises itself as the only PC app that has a “kids mode” sans the need to install large components. Parents can customize settings on Windows or remotely via an Android app. Timers can be set up that manage how long kids spend on the computer. More importantly, parents can control the material their kids can see (insert Pornhub or Youjizz joke here). This can also serve as a lesson on communism and censorship if you go for the right angle. To get this program running on a Windows PC, all you need is a little determination and some money. LockMyKidsOut is a subscription-based service that works with monthly or annual memberships.
Pornhub and Youjizz Can Remain a Secret
That PC that’s sitting in the corner? No one has to know that it’s really a Pornhub and Youjizz machine that provides constant pleasure to you. To them, it is simply a business device. In a way, Pornhub and Youjizz are business and you are doing business with them. It’s a completely legitimate relationship but in no way should young children find out about those sites because of your lack of security. Let them discover Pornhub and Youjizz when they are older and the security features are taken down. Either that or keep them in the dark. That is the beauty of censorship.
