Jesus Loves Porn Stars: Pornhub and Youporn Fans – Shocked!

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Jesus loves porn stars. Calm down there, Father O’Leary, pedophiles are still going to Hell. However, fans of Pornhub and YouPorn may get a chance to redeem themselves by funding the distribution of bibles in the sex industry.

JESUS AND PORN TOGETHER AT LAST

The combination of Jesus and porn is a match made, well, it’s a match made in heaven. Previously, that comment might put one first in line for Hell’s Gate, but it turns out that Jesus and porn can exist happily together. How can two completely opposite sides of the spectrum coexist? Thanks to a new campaign, fans of pornographic sites like YouPorn and Pornhub have a chance to not only fund the design of 30,000 Bible’s but also distribute them throughout the sex industry.

FEAR JUDGEMENT DAY NO MORE PORNHUB AND YOUPORN FANS

The appropriately named XXXchurch.com has initiated a Donate Bibles Campaign. They are in the process of raising $50,000 to manufacture over 30,000 copies of the Jesus Loves Porn Stars Bible. These books will be distributed throughout the sex industry for ever man, woman and child. This is where the PornHub and YouPorn sinners of the world come in. They have the chance to wipe away the slimy substance of their sin with a simple $5 donation. For ever $5 gift, 3 Bibles are given away and one step is taken towards the pearly gates for YouPorn and Pornhub addicts. If you want to take more steps, then higher donations are of course available.

DON’T BLAME THE DARK

In the spirit of this joyous occasion, it’s time to get preachy. That dark void that exists in the soul of man after the third Pornhub or YouPorn session of the day is here to stay. The darkness will always be there, but don’t blame the dark. Call it Satan, depression or what have you, the dark side exist in everyone, however, it’s up to the individual to shine a light on it. Some people turn to Jesus to do this. Some people turn to science and intellect. However, one may do it, think about shedding the light on darkness a different way today. Shed it with porn. It just might be the only chance.

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