Connecticut is desperately trying to be more than a pit stop between New York and Boston. It seems like an impossible task, but by luring minors in with lax marijuana laws, the state just may have a chance. A new bill allows minors with certain conditions to smoke medical weed legally in Connecticut. Is cocaine tourism in North Hartford next?
CONNECTICUT GETS HIP WITH WEED AND KIDS
It’s hard enough as is to get residents to move to Connecticut, but it’s even harder to get them to stay. Young kids in the state have a reputation for flocking to the bright city lights of New York with hopes of making it big. However, they may want to think that over now. A new bill has cleared its final hurdle that will allow minors with certain medical conditions to smoke weed. Smoke medical weed that is. The bill didn’t go down easy, though. A four hour long, heated debate in Senate finally led to the bill where it well is signed into law.
WHEN THERE’S SMOKE THERE’S FIRE
After the fired up debate, many proponents are still voicing their concerns regarding the new bills. Some say that it’s pointless for minors to smoke weed for their conditions, as the harm from marijuana may be worse than their underlying issues. Other’s say that marijuana is far from cocaine. The effects of weed have proven benefits like helping one Connecticut girl from experiencing extreme seizures. Overall, opponents mostly believe that this will send the wrong message to the youth in terms of promoting recreational cannabis. They shouldn’t flatter themselves so. Cheech and Chong have been doing that for years. So now that it’s cool to smoke pot where does the buck stop in Connecticut? Is cocaine next?
COCAINE NEEDS A REBOOT
It seems like every great aspect of the 1980’s is getting a reboot besides Cocaine. The people don’t want a new Ghostbusters or Hawaii 5-0 series, they want pure, Columbian Cocaine. Tax and legalized of course. Without any good coke around, look what’s happening to our society? What happened to the real rockstars like Brent Mydland, Hillel Slovak and comedians like Chris Farley? Speedball doses, but that’s beside the point. Ok, perhaps there are a few kinks to work out in this reboot. It’s still better than GhostBuster’s thought.
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