If you’re an idiot and have an internet connection, here’s some good news. You can make money thanks to the help of Vine and YouTube. Since you’re an idiot, you probably don’t know the first thing about how to do that, so here are five facts how to do it.
1. GET SOME INSPIRATION FROM YOUTUBE
YouTube is filled with Vine videos that show the best compilations. Simply grab some Cheetos, take a seat and study up. To the average person, these highly idiotic videos will be painful to watch, but as an idiot, you’ll probably find some kind of connection with these “Viners”. Remember, they are making money from this and you can too.
2. GET VINE
Most idiots probably know what Vine is since the short-form video sharing service is filled with them. The service allows one to record clips around six seconds long while recording through the in-app camera. The app has attracted a variety of idiotic users including comedians musicians and more. Again, check out YouTube to get the whole range.
3. BE AS STUPID AS POSSIBLE IN SIX SECONDS
Six seconds is hardly enough time to pick your nose, never mind contribute some kind of intellectual thought. As one can see by this Vine compilation on Youtube, the best videos are often the most idiotic. You have six seconds to do something stupid and goofy and suddenly, you’ll be raking in that monetized income bro. You could try to get creative with it but what’s the point. Some guy pooping into a cup will eventually get more views than you.
4. LOOK GOOD
Six seconds isn’t a lot, but it’s enough time for someone to realize how ugly you are. Idiotic people can get far in life if they look good so make sure you do to.
5. GET A POSSE OF IDIOTIC FRIENDS
One idiot can only do so much on Vine. For example, check out Liane V’s compilation on YouTube. She gets the enlisted help of all her friends to buy into her stupid little videos. Even her poor parents are sucked into it. If you don’t have any friends, don’t worry about it. Idiots are everywhere. Just hang out at any Taylor Swift concert next time she’s around or befriend a Philadelphia sports fan. By then, you’ll have a cast of idiots to choose from for all your money making schemes.