Times sure are tough these days. Back in the golden age of America, all it took was a dream and a rich father to get his daughter the voluptuous bosom she so desired. If a rich father didn’t exist, the next best option was the pornography industry. Now, even that isn’t possible. Poor, genetically impoverished porn stars have gone to crowdfunding in order to get the tits of their dream.
PORN FRIENDS ARE THE BEST FRIENDS
Asa Akira is a good friend. Her friend needs some tits, and for that, she launched a crowdfunding campaign in which to do so. To say the least, Asa has a way with words. Not only is she a bestselling author, published poet and winner of over 30 awards, but she’s also had two dicks in her ass at the same time. If that doesn’t scream “take my money” to you, then all hope may be lost. See, in the porn industry, “double-ass-dickers” need to stick together. Dana Dearmond is another one of these talented, young ladies and a friend of Asa Akira. As flexible as her ass may be, her tits are quite restricted.
TIT SCIENCE IN THE INDUSTRY
See, Dana has been in the industry for 11 years now. That’s about 54 years in porn time. She’s a fading star, to say the least, but like any business, a little rebranding can go a long way. At this point, it’s only logical that Dana becomes a MILF. This isn’t porn 101, so if you don’t know what that is, Google it. MILFs generally have nice breasts. Dana doesn’t. She wants them but doesn’t have the money. Hence the crowdfunding campaign. It’s not rocket science, but it’s pornography science.
BEAUTY ISN’T IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
Some may think that tits don’t matter. Dana is beautiful tits or no tits, 1 dick in her ass or five. It simply doesn’t matter. Sorry, but in the porn industry, it definitely matters. Would you rather drive a Tesla or a Ford Pinto? Obviously a Tesla. That same exact logic applies to breasts. In the pornographic film, beauty isn’t in the eye of the beholder, it’s in the right or left hand of whatever man is watching and that person wants big, MILF breasts.
