SharkTank Promotes Disco Toilet

SharkTank Promotes Disco Toilet

Since man (and woman) first learned to squat, they thought to themselves “how can I combine the upbeat atmosphere of a disco party with my toilet experience?” Despite years of human evolution, we have failed to reach a conclusion. Fortunately, one clever contestant on the hit show SharkTank came to the rescue with an idea that changed humanity forever.

SHARKTANK INVENTION HELPS MEN PEE RESPONSIBLY

The IllumiBowl is more than just an aesthetically pleasing disco toilet for your bathroom. It’s also functional. Try putting yourself in this situation for a second. It shouldn’t be hard since we’ve all been there. It’s late at night and nature calls. You get out of bed, eyes glued shut by that mysterious mucus stuff building up overnight. You aimlessly wander down the hall, arms outreached until you reach salvation. Finally, You valiantly lift up the toilet seat to pee blindly into the bowl. You may think you did a good job but tell the women of that house that. Hence, Illumibowl went on SharkTank to preach their invention.

SHARKTANK TOILET LIGHT: DON’T WORRY PEE HAPPY

Since it’s the first incarnation on SharkTank, the IllumiBowl is back and better than ever before. Now, it has features like the never-fall arm, 3 stage dimmer, smooth color transitions, longer battery life and more. Furthermore, there’s a 100% lifetime guarantee so you’ll never have to live without your toilet disco light ever again. Be it, red, green, blue or purple, we can now pee happy in all colors.

SHARKTANK IGNITES THE FUTURE OF TOILET

If you think the IllumiBowl 2 is cool, just wait for what the future holds. America is way behind in toilet technology. Let’s take a look at Japan for example. You can pretty much do anything in their toilets. Surf the web, watch TV, get a massage and eat some sushi. America has a long way to go but this disco toilet is certainly a step in the right direction.