When you have so much money, it is almost hard not to be lazy. Eminem and Taylor Swift are no different. Eminem actually requires every venue that he goes to, to have all food items from various fast food restaurants. Taylor Swift literally has somebody go into Starbucks and get her coffee for her. Well, here are five inventions that would suit both of these two.
LAZY ITEM NUMBER 1: USB-PET ROCK
If Eminem and Taylor Swift are too lazy to get their own food, then they probably do not want a pet. Well, they could just get the USB pet rock which allows the owner to have to do nothing. All the user has to do is plug the rock into a computer via USB. The rock then will do…nothing. This is a pointless pet, but it would suit these two well.
LAZY ITEM NUMBER 2: THE EXTENDABLE TOILET PAPER HOLDER
This one is just plain ridiculous, but celebrities like Eminem and Taylor Swift do not have time to reach for toilet paper right? This toilet paper holder extends the toilet paper about a foot so the user can reach it. I guess I never knew that this was a problem for some people.
LAZY ITEM NUMBER 3: THE DOG POO TRAP
Let’s just say that either one of these megastars actually decided to have a dog. If they did, then this invention would suit them greatly. This dog poo trap prevents the owner from cleaning up dog poop. The user just needs to strap this on their dog, and then it will hold of the poop.
LAZY ITEM NUMBER 4: THE AB HANCER
The good thing for Eminem, in particular, is he has always been in good shape. However, if he ever was to let go and gain a few pounds, then this ab hancer would be perfect for him. All somebody has to do is strap this device to their stomach and they will have a six-pack.
LAZY ITEM NUMBER 5: MOTORIZED ICE CREAM CONE
The motorized ice cream cone is the ultimate lazy cone that Taylor Swift and Eminem need. This cone literally keeps rotating the ice cream to prevent the person from doing it. Apparently, it has become too much work for people to tilt their hands.