Oh, Michael Jackson how we love to make fun of you! Everyone should be aware of the fact that he has been accused of child molestation multiple times. Well, here are five exploration toys that he would have been ecstatic to use.
There Are Several Toys Michael Jackson Would Be Good At Playing With
NUMBER 1: RAD REPEATIN’ TARZAN
There is absolutely no way that this is a toy for kids. This Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan is a Tarzan figure that moves his hand repeatedly in the motion of ejaculation. Yep, you read that right and this is a toy for kids. I know kids may not see it the way adults do, but this might tempt them for exploration down there. Michael Jackson must be licking his chops for this toy!
NUMBER 2: RAFIKI HOLDING SIMBA
This next toy might ruin many childhoods! For the kids who grew up on the Lion King, you might not want to hear this one. This is a toy of Rafiki holding Simba which does not sound so bad right? The issue is what Rafiki starts doing to Simba. To put this in the least offensive way, he starts to hump him. I told you-you didn’t want to hear that.
NUMBER 3: CONTROL TOYS
This next exploration toy is just what Michael Jackson would be looking for. There are several control toys, but they serve the same purpose of restricting your child from moving. I can hear the endless Michael Jackson jokes as we speak!
NUMBER 4: BABY’S FIRST DOLL
What is better than releasing a baby toy? How about releasing a baby toy while the baby is pregnant?! There is an actual toy that shows the stretch marks on a baby doll, and the baby is indeed pregnant.
NUMBER 5: THE HAIRY BABY
Now we are just getting plain sick. There is a doll that literally has hair all around its body, and the intent is for the owner to shave it. Only Michael Jackson would get satisfaction out of this toy. Man, those Michael Jackson jokes just won’t stop will they?
