To most feeble minded individuals, wearing you coffee would be a travesty. It signifies a mistake. A ruined garment. A wasted opportunity. Alas, let one not be restricted to the confines of society, try to think outside of the box. Wearing your coffee from Starbucks may actually be beneficial. In fact, it is, according to an innovative new startup. The Joule Caffeine Bracelet brings constant, consistent energy to the body without taking a sip of that beloved, brown bean nectar.
SUFFER THE STARBUCKS EXPERIENCE NO MORE
Why people put up with the mediocre flavors, the ridiculous amount of calories and the often moody customer service of Starbucks is beyond the imagination. Perhaps it is the free internet, the familiar surroundings or the microwaved pastries that people flock the store fronts for. More often than not, it is probably the caffeine. Suffer the painstaking process of Starbucks no more! Just slap on the Joule Caffeine Bracelet and ditch the pumpkin spice latte. No more excuses putting up with mediocrity. A choice can now be made.
SORRY, DID YOU SAY CAFFEINE BRACELET?
As I switch to the “active voice” here, yes, I did, in fact, say caffeine bracelet. What is it you ask? A fair question indeed. To put in simply, the bracelet contains a caffeine patch. Much like a nicotine patch, the caffeine patch slowly administers caffeine through your body. The user is left with a constant, gradual supply of energy instead of the quick, up and down crash a Starbucks coffee would give you. No jitters, no anxiety, just pure, unadulterated energy.
THE BENEFITS OF SKIPPING COFFEE
Where to even begin. Stained teeth, wasting time and extra calories are just a few of the negative aspects of getting your daily coffee dose. Yes, the routine is definitely an attractive aspect, but what if I told you can still hang out in your favorite, crowded Starbucks, drink your regular, mediocre beverage but still get an efficient supply of caffeine? The Joule bracelet isn’t solely a replacement, it can be an accompaniment. It’s completely up to the user how much or little they want to use it. That being said, it’s certainly an interesting alternative that will create quite a “buzz” in the industry. Sorry for the lame pun.
