Top 3 Reasons Why Kimoji is Another Emoji, but for imbeciles

Kimoji Emoji Kim Kardashian Clapway

If you can tolerate Kim Kardashian, then you are a better person than I am. Her reality TV series has taken on a life of its own, and so has her Kimoji. Kimoji is practically just Emoji, which are the smileys that are used in electronic messages.

REASON 1

For those of you who watch Kim Kardashian, you are aware of when she confessed she no longer loved Kris Humphries. Well, there was a recent release of a new Kimoji of that moment. The Emoji, or Kimoji because they are the pretty much the same thing, has a tear rolling down Kim’s face. Seriously, who gets entertainment from this besides imbeciles? I understand that Kim has her die hard fans, but come one now this is just ridiculous.

REASON 2

Another infamous moment was displayed in a Kimoji, and it was when Kim smacked Khloe for being rude. The ripped off Emoji showed Kim hitting her with her purse. The headline of the Kimoji said don’t be ***** rude. You can guess what the censored part of the phrase was. OK, so this one is a little entertaining, and it might make for a fun Emoji to send to someone. This is probably the only worthwhile thing Kim Kardashian has ever done in her life, and it is not even that important.

REASON 3

This next Kimoji is one that is actually a little controversial. The want to be Emoji showed an individual who was pole dancing. This could be in reference to the time that Kris Jenner crashed her pole, or when Kylie Jenner decided to dance on her mother’s stripper pole. I would also like to point out that the only reason I know these instances is because I looked them up. I don’t even think you could pay me to keep up with Kim Kardashian.