I don’t care how good you think you are at Fallout 4, you are going to die. Death is a common thing in Fallout 4, and there are some that stand out over others. There are so many ways to die in this game, but here are the top ten ways to do so.
10. DIABETES
What started out as sitting down at a table and having a nice meal, can turn into diabetes. Don’t eat too much in Fallout 4, and watch what you eat overall because you don’t want to be the guy who dies in Fallout 4 from diabetes!
9. EATING DOG MEAT… IN FRONT OF A DOG
Eating dog meat in Fallout 4 is not going to kill you, but if you do it in front of a salivating dog then it will. If you want to ensure that you die in the most painful way possible, then drink blood in front of a shark! This is practically what you are doing when you do this!
8. FIST FIGHT WITH A SUICIDER
Let me give you some point of advice. Absolutely never, and The Rock means ever, get into a fist fight with a suicider. The result will be a horrific death, and trust me it is not the suicider who will be dead. You will be face down on the dirt sitting in a pool of your own blood.
7. NOT TELEPORTING FULLY
I can hear Doctor Emmett Brown screaming his head off at you if you die from not teleporting fully. If anything goes wrong in this process, you could end up in fatal condition. To be honest, I would do this just for a good laugh.
6. BEFRIEND A CRASHED ALIEN
If you see a crashed alien in Fallout 4, then please don’t try and make nice with him. Again, the result will be your death and the alien will be laughing at you for thinking you could be his friend. If you take anything away from Fallout 4, remember to never be friends with something that can murder you at any second.
5. BEFRIEND A RAIDER
I think it is safe to say that nobody wants to be your friend in Fallout 4. Just keep to yourself and you should remain alive. However, if you simply don’t care about life then go befriend a Raider. They will react in the exact same way as the aliens would react, with your blood at their feet.
4. BANGING A GHOUL
Keep it in your pants guys because if you don’t then you could literally end up dead from sex. If you try to stick it into a ghoul, the be prepared to fall over and die. I wouldn’t think it would be hard to resist this urge, but what the heck do I know?
3. HAVE A PET MOLE RAT
On my list of top ten pets to have, I think I would have a mole rat as the number one. OK, so I am being sarcastic and you clearly don’t want this as a pet. Try it out in Fallout 4, and then tell me how it goes!
2. STEPPED ON BY LIBERTY PRIME
I think it would be wise to stay out of Liberty Prime’s way in Fallout 4. I mean, you don’t see Japanese people running towards Godzilla do you? If you see a monster, then run away from it. This is simple logic people, and keeping this in mind will make you survive longer in Fallout 4.
1. ASSAULTRON MASSAGE
For pure stupidity, this death gets the number one spot. In Fallout 4, go up to an Assaultron and give it a massage. It may like it at first, but then it will give you what you deserve and that is a brutally bloody death.
