To prove that there are so many ways to die in Fallout 4, I have decided to make the second part! For those of you who have not looked at the first part, take a look at it now and then come back. So, now that you are back, assuming you humored me, here are ten more ways you can die in Fallout 4.
1. STEAL DEATHCLAW’S EGGS
The quickest way to make an enemy is to go up to a nest and to touch a mother’s eggs. It really doesn’t matter what it is, but if it happens to be a Deathclaw in Fallout 4 then you are asking for trouble. By trouble, I mean the fastest way to ensure your funeral is going to happen.
2. ASSAULTRON’S KISS
You remember Assaultron, don’t you? He made the number one spot on my previous list, and it is back in action again. How about this time Assaultron comes up and kisses you and sends you off into the sunlight? I know the kiss of death is just an expression, but for Assaultron, it is a reality.
3. DRINK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
All you wanted to do was take a squat and drink an old fashioned molotov cocktail. It is just too bad that Fallout 4 has a sense of humor because if you do you will die a fiery death, and yes I mean a fiery death!
4. TRY TO STEAL A TANK
Hey, I just thought of a brilliant idea. You see that tank over there surrounded by several soldiers with ammunition? Let’s go over there and steal the tank from them! It’s too bad that when the guy did this, he was gunned down within two seconds.
5. THE INVISIBLE WALL
This may be one of the few ways to die that is not from pure stupidity. For some reason, when you play Fallout 4 you will occasionally run into an invisible wall and it will kill you. With all of the other dangers in Fallout 4, how scary is it to think you can get taken out by something you can’t even see?
6. THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER TURNS HIS BACK YOU
You know if the mysterious stranger from Fallout 4 had any guts he would face the user when he is looking. As Stone Cold Steve Austin used to say you can’t trust anyone, and this is painfully, literally, proven in Fallout 4.
7. SWIM IN POWER ARMOR
I am not a scientist, but I think if something heavy goes into the water it is going to sink. Do you think that this is a fair assumption that I just made? If you do, then don’t go into a body of water with power armor on. However, if you are stupid enough to do this then be prepared to drown.
8. DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
No, you didn’t just read proper English, but this is a message written on a door in Fallout 4. However, if this door opens then a bloodbath will follow. The problem is the blood will only be from you as you stand zero chance with what’s behind that door.
9. WORST JEDI EVER
If you suck at playing Star Wars, then don’t make the mistake of trying to be a Jedi in Fallout 4. The result, as easily as I can put it, will be a brutal slaughter fest.
10. CONVINCE THE SUICIDER OUT OF SUICIDE
All you were trying to do was help someone who was about to commit suicide. What do you get for all of your troubles, though? An absolutely impossible death that you have to see to believe.
