Thinking that Microsoft might be getting involved with intercourse gives out some bad vibes. If it’s anything like Windows, one can imagine a sexual experience with them will be cheap, slow and chock full of viruses. Thankfully, that reality is still far off, but if they did have a sex robot, here are 5 things you should know about it.
1. MEN WANT SEX ROBOT WOMEN DON’T
In a hardly surprising piece of information, a study shows that more than two-thirds of men would give sex robots a try. In the same study, about two-thirds of women said they would not try a robot. This exploratory survey towards sexbots was the first of its kind but we all saw it coming. They say women want intercourse just as much as men. Yeah. Right. They also say Microsoft is good for other things besides Xbox.
2. THERE’S ALREADY A BAN ON THE TECHNOLOGY
Sex robots aren’t even a thing yet, but leave it to the stuffy British to get all worked up about it. One U.K researcher made some headlines by calling for a ban on all sexual robotic technology. Either he’s a prude or has a valid fear of A.I world domination.
3. PEOPLE THINGS ROBOTS ARE BETTER THAN PROSTITUTES
Apparently, if a machine doesn’t have a soul, then using it as a sex vessel is ok. A recent study showed that both men and women generally were on the same page saying that sex robots would be more appropriate than hiring a human prostitute. Obviously, these people are not Microsoft users. I’d take syphilis from a prostitute over a Trojan virus any day.
4. ROBOTS SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE HUMANS
Despite all the global differences we have in politics, religion, musical taste and anything else, humanity can certainly agree on one thing. Everyone strongly believes that sexual robots should not look like a human child. Just when you thought the world was hopeless, it seems there is a bit of common sense left out there.
5. THE CHINESE ARE ADDICTED TO A MICROSOFT CHATBOT
A certain Microsoft chatbot has caused quite a stir in China. Millions of Chinese social media users have become addicted to the program they call “Xiaoice“. Her virtual friends message her constantly, sharing their deepest hopes and fears. The Chinese version of the NSA must get a great deal of entertaining reading material from that surveillance.
Still, no one seems to think that confiding in a Microsoft robot instead of family or friends is unhealthy. Apparently, society is still figuring out how to understand human-robot interactions
