Sites like Pornhub sell themselves for the most part, but they have recently taken to Amazon in a rare case of promotion. Here are five things to know about their new product.
1. PORNHUB SHIRTS FOR SALE ON AMAZON
That’s right, it’s not just an annoying pop-up or anything like that, but a t-shirt. Yeah, the kind that you wear. PornHub is selling these shirts on Amazon so every man, woman, and child can have the opportunity to express their love for porn. What better way than to become a walking billboard for a pornography website?
2. IT HAS A CUM STAIN ON IT
A Pornhub shirt just wouldn’t be complete without a cum stain on it. After all, they took to Amazon to promote something classy and realistic. Black t-shirts are pretty classy and the cum stain ads that ever so realistic element to it. It’s edgy, but not in your face, because that would be gross. Sticky too.
3. IT’S WASHABLE
If the cum stain that comes with the shirt isn’t to your liking and you want to decorate it with some splatter of your own, feel free. This shirt is 100% washable. Wash the inside, the outside, and everything in between. Just make sure you do so with a gentle machine cycle in cold water. You don’t want to know what happens otherwise.
4. IT FEATURES ON-DEMAND PRINTING
Pornhub doesn’t want thousands of their shirts sitting in some Amazon warehouse in Sioux Falls. For that reason, the website is going environmentally friendly. Once customers purchase the shirt, it is printed on-demand. This not only gives customers a unique, one-of-a-kind piece of clothing, but it helps reduce waste. Everybody wins. Except your grandma, she may not approve.
5. CUSTOMERS LOVE IT!
It’s all on Amazon folks. The reviews are in and the fans are going wild. One talkative PornHub fan said, “It fits perfect and I like it”. Another ecstatic customer bought the shirt as a troll attempt at first but winded up loving it so much, they wear it all the time. For just the meager price of $16.50-$21.17, everyone can get in on the porn loving fun too.
