It’s Showtime for Nintendo. The gaming company has announced that it will be expanding into making movies. This move comes at just the right time, since Nintendo revenue has been slowly declining. It makes sense. If Disney and MTV can do it, why not the Yoshi? They have been around long enough to make potentially good movies. The release of the first Nintendo movie won’t be in theaters tomorrow. But the company did note that Nintendo fans would see a movie within five years.
But what genre will they choose? There aren’t too many niche markets left. One growing industry many might think of is porn. Nintendo could surely find plenty of profits with online porn sites like Pornhub and Youjizz. It is a throbbing concept, but they really don’t have much to lose.
Upcoming Nintendo Blockbusters
The announcement of Nintendo entering the movie biz is great news. They have traditionally licensed their products to third parties. Pokemon is a great example. And that was an international smash hit. Only Nintendo shared the profits. The focus will most likely be on anime. Their attempt at live action films, like Super Mario Bros. didn’t do so well. Even though they were simply getting the merchandising rights from the film and had nothing to do with production. It is working for Rovio and Angry Birds. The Angry Birds Movie made $43 million during its first week. The gaming company veteran could have similar success.
Anime Porn
If anime is on the table for future Nintendo movies, then anime porn could be a good outlet. Anime is huge around the world. And anime is sexually charged. Anime porn is also a huge market in the porn industry. As the porn industry becomes more accepted in society, films from major studios could work. Nintendo could essentially lead the charge and make some pretty good anime.
Pornhub and Youjizz Gangbang
The gaming company could also partner with online porn sites like Pornhub and Youjizz, to name a few. They have timeless characters that could make for interesting porn. Those that grew up on Zelda are now adults. Who didn’t have a crush on Princess Zelda? Could a Zelda anime gangbang be downloadable on Pornhub or Youjizz in the next five years? The princess could be locked away in a dark chamber on the homepage of Pornhub and Youjizz with you as her only hope of unlocking her secret treasures. VR porn could work with this too. Or a Yoshi bondage film for Pornhub and Youjizz could be another market. What do you think?
