New ‘Google Glass’ is Better Than Cocaine

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Not many things are better than cocaine but every now and then something comes along that will give it a run for its money. In the year 2016, that thing is AYO. AYO is a Google Glass-like wearable that helps boost energy better than coffee, Red Bull and yes, even Columbian Gold.

GOOGLE GLASS MAKES COCAINE OBSOLETE

Cocaine is obsolete. Normally, that sentence alone would be cause for devastation, however, just because it’s obsolete, that doesn’t mean something better will take its place. Cocaine has had it’s time. The 70’s and 80’s were an eclectic era thanks to the wonders of a blow. It was the best of times and it was the worst of times but few will ever forget it. Like everything tough, coke has run its course. We now live in the age of technology where we can rely on new devices to help get our fix. Take AYO for example. The Google Glass lookalike is an energy-boosting wearable that perfects our biological rhythm better than any drug could hope to do.

A DEVICE THAT IMPROVES SLEEP AND INCREASES ENERGY

AYO is the first solution that helps improves sleep, increase energy levels and reduce jet lag. Contrary to popular belief, drugs like caffeine and cocaine were not solutions to these problems. They were merely temporary solutions. AYO is not temporary, but an advanced wearable that adjusts to your hormone levels using a unique lighting solution. It’s like having Google Glass that gives you your own personalized sunshine to help you sleep better, feel better and just be better overall. No more wasted hours of morning crankiness and no more riding the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with heavy cocaine use.

CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN JUST 20 MINUTES A DAY

Try going to Google and searching how to change life within 20 minutes. It’s actually quite easy. One could jump off a cliff, rob a bank or kidnap a neighbors pet. All these could easily change your life in 20 minutes a day. What Google doesn’t tell you, however, is that there is a far safer and more productive way to do so. By wearing AYO for just 20 minutes a day, one can make up easier and feel more energized. It can also help alleviate jet lag and make you more active in the dark and evening hours, depending on what program you choose. The user-friendly design allows for AYO to be used hands-free so you can check emails, make breakfast, watch TV and cut up that line of coke all while wearing AYO and optimizing your performance.