Teaming up with Charlie Sheen, a Swedish sex toy company has managed to offend feminists by having the failed actor/human as its new condom spokesman. Who knows what he’ll use the power for but one can assume he might use the opportunity to get back at his nemesis Donald Trump.
CHARLIE SHEEN TO ATTACK FEMINISTS AND DONALD TRUMP
Luxury sex-toy company LELO was once beloved by feminist sex workers for their innovative vibrator design. Their outstanding reputation, however, is now at risk after making Charlie Sheen their pitchman. The actor has a long history of violence against women, drug abuse, and general idiocracy. Apparently, that will be good for condom sales. LELO stands by their choice to have Charlie Sheen step in due to his new found relationship with HIV. They believe fans will see Sheen in his demise and buy condoms as a preventative measure.
CHARLIE SHEEN HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
in 1996, Sheen pleaded “no contest” after porn star Brittany Ashland accused him of beating her. Then again in 2010, he pleaded guilty, this time to a third-degree assault charge after he threated to kill his wife…with a knife. Aside from that, there is a compiled list of other claims against Sheen throughout the years. For this reason, fans of LELO are beginning to boycott the brand and believe the company is on its final legs. Critics aside, Sheen has a new found power and he might use it to get back at his nemesis, Donald Trump.
EVEN CHARLIE SHEEN HATES DONALD TRUMP
If a womanizing, drug-using, ego-maniac is smart enough to hate Donald Trump, then you know something is wrong with society. Besides his campaign, Sheen has a good reason to hate Donald Trump. Apparently, the Donald bestowed fake cufflinks to Sheen as a wedding gift years ago. Sheen was intelligent enough to compare that incident to the man’s character. Behind the glistening, diamond studded facade of Trump is nothing more but empty dreams and broken promises. Will Sheen use his relationship with LELO to create anti-Trump condoms? Most likely not as it seems Trump may already be on a path of self-destruction.