Kickstarter and Indiegogo help budding businesses get on the fast track to success. From mobile apps. video games and quirky gadgets, there’s no shortage of creative ideas looking to make millions through crowdfunding. Among all these concepts, however, a sexier (and stickier) side exists. Perverted crowdfunding projects have become all the rage these days. Here’s ten that will make any Pornhub fan happy.
1. DARE DUEL: KICKSTARTER GAME FOR PORNHUB FANS
For those Pornhub fans looking to get creative with sex, then Dare Duel is the game for them. As advertised on Kickstarter, Dare Duels lets couples create risque dares and favors to compete for. The simple concept turns even the most boring person into a creative sex machine. According to their Kickstarter page, players take turns selecting different words and phrases to create sexual dares to act out. From there, it’s a battle to the finish with this exciting Kickstarter idea. Sex will be enjoyable once again. Men enjoy it. Woman enjoy it. Sex will take over your life with Dare Duel.
2. PORNHUB FANS CAN GET A BIGGER PENIS WITH INDIEGOGO MEGATOOL
While some say size doesn’t matter, it’s safe to assume that every guy wishes they had a bigger penis. Not everyone has a genetically gifted penis so one Indiegogo campaign decided to profit off the dilemma. The male enhancement product MEGATOOL helps with lengthening. Like other aspects of the body, penile tissues are made of ligaments, muscle, and skin. Because of this, the penis is capable of elongation through MEGATOOL’s patented technology. No longer will jealous Pornhub fans crave pornstar sized penis. With just 30 minutes of stretching a day, this Indiegogo campaign will change your life.
The jury still isn’t on the benefits of a larger penis and honestly, that question will never be answered. You can wait around for these minor details to be hashed out amongst the higher-ups in the world or you can take penis enlargement matters into your own hands.
3. INDIEGOGO PROJECT MILF MAKES PORNHUB GREAT AGAIN
Perhaps inspired by the previous Kickstarter campaign, we have Dana Dearmond, a Pornhub star for 11 years, However, she encountered an awkward stage. She’s not young and hot, nor old and sexy. For this reason, Dana’s friend took to Indiegogo to help give Dana the career-boosting addition of new, perky tits. By making Dana a MILF with big, milky breasts, her Pornhub career can take a new direction. If this seems like something you’d enjoy, make your interest known by donating to the Indiegogo campaign. MILF’S will make porn great again. Support her campaign. The world thanks you.
4. KICKSTARTER MINI POOP SCULPTURES
This Kickstarter campaign does not take much to think about. Unlike the previous three, these poop sculptures have nothing to do with PornHub or sex. No, it’s just a campaign trying it’s best to sell poop sculptures. These poop sculptures are one of a kind and not found anywhere else on Kickstarter or IndieGoGo so make sure to get them while you can. The 3-inch bronze sculptures come with six different finishes like brass, copper, and nickel. Metalize your turd now on Kickstarter. You will enjoy this mini poop. Think of the possibilities. Done? Now think of even more.
5. INDIEGOGO TOILET FOOTSTOOL
Running with the idea from the last Kickstarter campaign, we go to Indiegogo and take a look at the TURBO footstool. Like watching porn on Pornhub, pooping a certain way can deliver optimal results. Apparently, squatting is the healthier way to poop but it’s uncomfortable. This Indiegogo campaign offers a tool to help with your stool. If that wasn’t enough, it doubles as a foot massage so you can relax your feet and your anus muscles simultaneously. Remember Pornhub fans, life isn’t all about porn. It’s about poop too.
6. PORNHUB FANS CAN INSEMINATE THEMSELVES WITH THIS INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN
Sometimes, Pornhub fans want to get pregnant but just can’t do it. Sound familiar? No? Well, for the sake of this Indiegogo campaign, let’s just go with it. The groundbreaking Inseminator is an effective US patented self-insemination kit. According to their Indiegogo page, the Inseminator gives women a comfortable realistic and intimate option compared to expensive medical procedures. Also, no drugs, hormones or stress is involved. Even a Pornhub addict could master this control tested and inspected the device. Help this Indiegogo campaign take off so women everywhere can get inseminated.
7. KICKSTARTER PENIS CANDLES FOR PORNHUB FANS
Whether you know it or not, every Pornhub fan loves penises. Sometimes just having one isn’t enough, though. Thanks to a new Kickstarter campaign, not only can you carry a fake penis with you everywhere, but you can also light it on fire. This isn’t some deranged idea for an edgy Pornhub fetish. It’s a candle. Precisely, a penis candle. For just a few dollars, you can help this Kickstarter campaign launch into full production so the world will always have access to their favorite penis candles. What better way to help the world laugh then setting a cock on fire? Get to work with this flaming Kickstarter campaign.
8. KICKSTARTER SAYS GAY PORNHUB MEN LOVE VAGINAS
Contrary to what you may see on Pornhub, gay men actually love vaginas. According to one Kickstarter campaign, they love vaginas so much that they want to draw them all the time. For over three years, this unique Kickstarter campaign collected vagina drawings from various gay men. The artists range from amateur to advanced but they all bring out the full artistic qualities of the female sex organ. The Kickstarter page shows monster vaginas, 1980’s themed vaginas, mystery vaginas, red, white and blue vaginas. If you want to swim in vaginas somewhere besides Pornhub, then bring them to your coffee table with this wonderful book seen on Kickstarter
9. INDIEGOGO TEXTUREDORIFICESS FOR PORNHUB MEN
The main reason men flock to sites like Pornhub is to help replicate sexual feelings. Pornhub videos are realistic but nothing beats the real thing. In an attempt to replicate sex (or sex-plicate if you will) one Indiegogo campaign has brought the world textured offices with the section for men. 3Fap is essentially a masturbation machine. and a silent one at that. This 3-1 male masturbator gives three options to enjoy. Men will have flexibility in orifice choice that incorporates a female model’s vulva, anus, and mouth all into one convenient location. After getting your hands on this unique Indiegogo idea, Pornhub will become an obsolete method of getting off that you’ll never miss again. Heck, it might even make your girlfriend obsolete as well. Finally, no more remembering anniversary’s or her favorite Nickelback song. Just remember to keep 3FAP charged and enjoy unlimited pleasure.
10. INDIEGOGO PINK UNICORN
Kickstarter has the monopoly on metal poop but its Indiegogo that dominates the pink unicorn market. What’s a pink unicorn you ask? Well, not only is it a pink version of the mythical equestrian but it’s also a play. A play about a genderqueer girl names Jo. If that description sent you to your feet in interest then help the Pink Unicorn in its quest to the stage by donating to its Indiegogo campaign.
Crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter and Indiegogo help get nonconventional ideas off the ground. Without them, mainstream products stifle creative concepts. If you have a unique idea of your own, use Kickstarter and Indiegogo to make dreams come true. Perhaps it’s not as good as the poop sculpture or penis candle but if Kickstarter and Indiegogo have taught us anything, it’s that everything is possible.
