Do you know the history of porn? Well, if you’re a Pornhub fan you best start learning. If not for your own intelligence, then for the respect of those who work tirelessly to provide your entertainment. Given the nature of the industry, though, this history lesson “sexes” thing sup a bit.
PORN STARS TELL PORNHUB FANS WHO THEY’D HISTORICALLY BANG
Have you ever thought which historical figure you would most enjoy banging? It’s an uncommon question but that doesn’t make it an unimportant. It’s not as simple as just thinking about who’s hot or not. A lot of factors come into play. For example, hygiene. You may have thought Abraham Lincoln was a dapper fellow, but did he regularly clean his foreskin? The standards back then were just not up to our obsessive levels these days so think about that next time you get the itch for a historical figure.
PORN STARS SURPRISE PORNHUB FANS WITH HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE
Yeah, go ahead and sit there in your greasy computer chair, you smug, judging, Pornhub fan. These porn stars may have sex for money but that doesn’t mean they are stupid. Just look at these obscure historical references. Sure, some may have said people that aren’t necessarily historical but others made up for the slack. There are some genuinely intelligent “actresses” out there. They are not just objects of pleasure so support their careers with your love for pornography.
IF YOU REALLY LOVE PORN AND PORNHUB GET THIS SHIRT
There are many ways to express ones’ love. Gifts, a sweet card or maybe an act of love. While those are all fine and dandy, there is not a better way to show you love pornography than this I Love Porn t-shirt. If your friends and family don’t already know you were addicted to Pornhub, now they will. Stop hiding your passion and come out already.
