Technology has some worried about the future state of humanity. Realistic visions of Terminator come to mind but let’s try to think about the positive aspects, shall we? For example, with more advanced technology comes the possibility of our very own robot slave. In fact, this possibility is, in fact, an actuality. Now, a smart robotic slave can be yours on Amazon. If you’re skeptical about it, that’s completely understandable. Hence, to help you cozy up to this radical concept, here are five things you’d like to know.
1. AMAZON ROBOT BALANCES ITSELF
What good is a robotic slave if you have to pick it up all the time? Suddenly, you become the slave for a disabled machine. Fortunately, this guy has smart, self-balancing technology so it will deliver your drinks without fail.
2. AMAZON ROBOT HAS 5 LIFELIKE OPERATION MODES
It can dance, drive, load, gesture, and even fight! Most humans can’t even do those things but now, you can have a machine slave that can.
3. AMAZON ROBOT CONTROLLABLE AT 65 FEET
Want a piece of cake that 65 feet away but can’t get up? That’s what you have a robotic slave for. It’s equipped with a strong, 2.4 Ghz transmitter that’s controllable at a distance of 65 feet. Think of everything you want that’s in that range.
4. AMAZON ROBOT HAS ITS OWN PERSONALITY
First of all, machines don’t usually have award winning personalities. At least, not in the movies. However, this one is different. It won’t have deep intellectual discussions about philosophy with you. However, it has an expressive personal communicated through sounds, motion, and LED lights. Kind of like R2D2.
5. AMAZON ROBOT IS BATTERY POWERED
In an age where AAA batteries almost seem useless, they now have been given a new life. The 9-inch tall machine slave uses 4 AAA batteries nd it even includes a battery charger. That way, you’re never slaveless again. Furthermore, this is great for the battery industry.
