Police in England took part in a low-speed chase the other day that would put O.J. Simpson to shame. Video from a witness shows a small UFO cruising through the streets of England while in hot pursuit from police. According to the video, they never got the rebellious aliens. This is just more evidence of an alien invasion coming soon.
DRUNK ALIENS DRIVE UFO. POLICE CONFUSED.
As you can see from the video, this UFO is flying quite low. Some even say it’s driving on the road itself. Don’t these aliens know they can fly? They could have ended this chase before it even started. The only logical explanation here is they were drunk. It’s easy to get lost in the dark confines of a cozy, English pub. Perhaps these aliens had six pints too many and decided to drive drunk back to Galaxy E3-Zed. They underestimated the English Police, however. Suddenly, they found themselves on the wrong end of the law and one can only hope they paid the price.
POLICE TEACH A LESSON TO UFO VISITORS
Hopefully, this video is a lesson to any UFO visitors out there. If you are going to visit our planet, please abide by the rules. Don’t become like those Chinese tourists who do whatever they please. We want your intergalactic money. Just come here and spend it respectfully. For example, in England, they drive on the left side of the road. If that’s too much for you to understand, then just fly. Don’t land in crop fields, though. We know it may look cool, but that destroys a farmer’s business. They depend on those crops for income. You may have figured out an infinite vacation on your planet but here on Earth, we have to work. Please don’t make that any harder for us.
TAKE A MOMENT TO LAUGH AT THIS RIDICULOUS POLICE AND UFO STORY
We want you to be happy. Don’t live inside the gloom that is 2016. It’s a dark, depressing place out there. Articles like this one are supposed to be fun. There’s plenty of time to grab your pitchforks and start a riot somewhere else but here, this is a smile zone. You know smiling right? Give it a try. If you think you got that down, try a little laugh. We’re only on this planet for so long, so stop taking everything so seriously. Don’t stop recycling, though. That’s important.
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