It’s easy to sit back and think one knows everything about Youjizz and Apple TV. However, that is far from the case. The world’s of porn and technology respectively, are subtle, the complex beast’s that surprise us at every turn. It can be hard to keep up with them sometimes so let’s just look at a few examples.
1. YOU CAN’T STOP HIV BY BLOCKING YOUJIZZ ON APPLE TV
Many think that popular sites like Pornhub are only helping the spread of STD’s. For that reason, they have started to sue porn stars. Suffice to say, this solution is not one that works. We’ve all see what happens when someone tries to take away sexual rights in the past, or any rights in general. A different approach is needed.
2. YOU CAN WATCH YOUJIZZ FOR FREE ON APPLE TV
You may not see many porn apps for your various porn sites but believe you me, there are ways. Yes, there are ways. Sure, we could spend all day talking about the semantics of how to do so but the point here is to give you the intel. Do with that what you will.
3. YOU CAN GET ADDICTED TO YOUJIZZ ON APPLE TV
Like drugs, alcohol, food or exercise, porn elicits euphoric feelings. For this reason, it tends to have addictive qualities. “But that won’t happen to me!” you say. Yeah, so has every addict ever. No one is safe from the grasp of addiction. Celebrities like Terry Crews, Tiger Woods and even the great David Duchovny have all succame to the perils of porn addiction. You might be next.
4. MILLENIALS ARE CHOOSING YOUJIZZ ON APPLE TV OVER MARRIAGE
Frankly, can we really blame them? With the state of the world in rough shape, these modern days are not exactly marriage inspiring. Furthermore, climatologists are saying the children of millennials will suffer greatly due to rising temperatures. Unless you’re a selfish tyrant, or don’t believe in climate change, that fact isn’t inspiring either. Hey, at least we still have porn to ride out the final days.
5. THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T THINK YOUR ADDICTICED TO YOUJIZZ ON APPLE TV
It’s always comforting when the government has our backs however, this is not the case. According to the DSM, porn addiction is not a real thing. Given the amount of media attention porn addiction has received over the years, that will soon change. However, for now, your cries for help will be met with zero sympathies from the government.
