Try as you might, thinking about robotic intercourse is unavoidable. The fact is that it’s a very realistic part of our future and it’s important to inform ourselves of this endeavor. The more you know right? Yes, at the moment, it’s a strange topic but let us get it over with and discuss some aspects of robot sex that you may not have known.
1. HUMANS GET AROUSED WHEN TOUCHING A ROBOT
You might think it’s simply a situation of mind over matter, but remember, we still have primitive tendencies. Researchers at Standford University have reported that people react to robots in a primitive and social way. Essentially, what they have found is that humans become aroused when feeling the private parts of a robot.
2. THIS HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY TESTED
It’s good to know the tuition at Stanford University is being put to good use. A lead researcher at the University made an experiment in which a horny sex robot was programmed to give instructions. These weren’t just any instructions, though. The humanoid was designed to tell humans to touch it on certain places on its body. Use your imagination from there.
3. ROBOTIC LOOKS DON’T MATTER
In case you were wondering, this wasn’t some Robotic Scarlet Johansson or Ryan Reynolds we are talking about. Nope, this was just your average robot. Nothing really sexy about it. The fact that the human test subjects still got aroused when touching this sex bot’s private parts shows that beauty really is on the inside. Either that or us humans are a really perverted bunch.
4. SEX BOTS ARE IN THE NEAR FUTURE
This data will surely get the attention of robot designers. Specifically that of the sex variety. It’s not crazy to think about Google developing a sexbot in the future. If we know that humans get aroused by touching a machine, then someone will want to profit off this concept.
5. HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS MAY BECOME OBSOLETE
Between the advent of VR porn and now the possibility of a sex bot, it’s possible that we may never need human interaction again. Why go through all the trouble of picking up someone at the pub when you can just summon your Sexbot 3000 for a little fun? Mostly, this is just a joke but surely, there will be a couple lost souls who get all their pleasure from technology. The future will be a weird place. Probably a lot like Japan is now.