Food and sex have always been a great combination but now, Pornhub fans are taking it too far. Donut obsessed porn addicts are flocking to Amazon to purchase an inflatable donut floating pool toy. What they will do with it, well, let’s leave that to the imagination.
AMAZON DISGUISES DONUT FOR PORNHUB FANS
Looking at the Amazon page for this inflatable donut, one might mistake it for an innocent family toy. The product description doesn’t help anyone think otherwise. It’s described as a fun way to keep kids and adults comfortable and cool on those hot summer days. From that standpoint, sure. It’s an inflatable pool toy. However, there’s much more to this clever donut design that one may think. Remember, if there’s a hole there’s a way. If Pornhub fans are notorious for anything, it’s finding holes.
AMAZON DONUT HOLE SIZE DOESN’T MATTER FOR PORNHUB FANS
According to these Amazon reviews, this donut toy is vastly larger than expected. Most may shy away from such a daunting task, however, these are Pornhub fans we’re talking about. They don’t back down from any challenge. No hole is too wide or too deep. Be it a donut hole, gopher hole or whole wheat toast, they will attack it with furious vigor.
KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM AMAZON DONUT AND PORNHUB FANS
Take heed fellow pool owners. You may think you’re doing your children a favor by getting them an awesome pool donut float. However, all you’re doing is attracting attention. The wrong kind of attention. While the innocent child may see a goofy, food-themed floatable, the sick porn addicts of the world see an opportunity. An opportunity to enhance their masturbation. See, porn addicts love a new way to get “high”. Masturbating with a donut like this would be a new opportunity unlike anything ever seen. Risk it if you must pool owners, but you’ve been warned.
