They say any press is good press, but having a female lookalike of Ted Cruz doing a porn film may just be the final blow to an already failed political campaign for Cruz. According to one Youtube video, she will be accepting a sizeable amount of money for the project. Will a female Donald Trump be seen on PornHub shortly after?
FEMALE TED CRUZ AGREES TO PORN ON YOUTUBE
Just a week ago, this 21-year-old from Mississippi couldn’t have been lesser known. Thanks to YouTube and other sites, Searcy Hayes is now a viral sensation after viewers have dubbed her the female Ted Cruz. Her rise to fame began on the Maury show, but that was just the foundation for what was later to come. YouTube exploded with comparisons of Hayes and failing Republican candidate Ted Cruz. Hayes took the uncanny resemblance and has run with it. Despite being on Maury, perhaps she’s not as stupid as she looks.
WILL VEDETTE CRUZ BE ON PORNHUB?
Ok, well maybe Tedette (as she will now be called) is actually stupid. Apparently, she had no idea that her male counterpart even existed and it’s quite possible she didn’t even know that a presidential race is going on. She’s from Missississippi after all. Regardless, she was somehow smart enough to take advantage of her YouTube fame and agree to a $10,000 deal to shoot a 6-minute sex tape. PornHub competitor XHamster took her up on the offer trying to capitalize on her overnight success and the sick minds of many weird men. For those who think she’s just a cheap slut, keep in mind that Tedette is doing this for her family, so try not to judge. Although, that may be hard to do. What we really should be thinking about is finding a female Donald Trump to put on PornHub videos.
COME FORTH FEMALE DONALD TRUMP
There’s millions of female’s in America, surely one of them must look like Donald Trump. Just take a look at Tedette. Just a little YouTube fame got her $10,000. Yeah, she has to have sex to do it, but still. Think about what a similar scenario could do for a female Donald Trump. PornHub would pay big bucks for that. Perhaps they could even put the two together in some kind of celebrity porn match between Donald Trump and Tedette. Why stop there? Let’s get the male Hillary Clinton’s of the world and a midget, Bernie Sanders. Put them on PornHub and watch their fame explode and political careers collapse. Now that’s entertainment.
