Thanks to YouTube, we have learned that watermelons don’t make for very good smartphone protectors when dropped 100 feet. We are all thankful that one was cleared up. Now one ambitious filmmaker wants to show the world how to cook (properly) an iPhone in hot metal.
HOW TO COOK AND IPHONE IN HOT METAL
Contrary to popular belief, cooking an iPhone in hot metal isn’t as easy as it sounds. There is semantics to consider here. For one, an iPhone will be needed. From there, get a glass baking dish that will fit the phone. Lastly, get the hot metal that everyone should keep on hand in their household. Heat it up, poor away and watch the final moment of your phone with glee.
MAKE YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE HAN SOLO
As one can see from the YouTube video, the burning metal does wonders for destroying an iPhone. After a few minutes of psychedelic gyrations, the pan begins to smoke violently. After several minutes of cooling, what we are left with is an iPhone replica of cryogenically frozen Han Solo from The Empire Strikes Back. Sure, it’s cool if you like that kind of thing. It only cost a few hundred dollars and possibly a couple hopes and dreams. Thanks, YouTube, for this brilliant idea.
YOUTUBE ENTERTAINMENT AT ALL TIME LOW
Why some people are going such great lengths to entertain the world on YouTube is simply baffling. First of all, are these idiots really making that much money on YouTube to buy thousand dollar Apple products and destroy them for fun? If so, perhaps it’s time to think about a career change. Surely there must be some form of intelligent entertainment on the site but this example certainly isn’t one of them.We already have to deal with the Kardashian’s and all the other crap entertainment on television. Why does it have to leak over to the internet? That being said, it is kind of cool seeing something melted by boiling metal, so we’ve got that going for us.