Fruit and porn have a long history together. Perhaps it dates back the ancient Romans and their grape eating, seductive ways but that is not the argument at the moment. One of the greatest questions ever known to man was how those bananas and strawberries stay so fresh on those videos we see on Pornhub. It turns out that the secret lies in silk.
PORNHUB FRUIT PORN NEEDS SILK TO SURVIVE
Pornhub owes the scientists of the world a big thank you for their innovative, fruit preserving ways. Refrigeration is not needed in this case but just a healthy dose of silk. By dipping strawberries and bananas in a solution made of silk fibroin, those fruits can ripen less quickly and sustain their freshness to be dipped in any orifice one can imagine. The study was conducted by researchers from Tufts University. It’s likely they never thought about how this technology would benefit Pornhub someday. Or did they?
SILK COATING PERFECT FOR PORN
The silk fibroin used to coat the fruit is both flavorless and odorless. Not only is this good news for Joe Average the banana eating addict down the street, but the stars of Pornhub probably appreciate it too. There are already so many strange tastes and smells sloshing around on Pornhub, so why complicate things by the taste of silk to the mix? The fibroin is an effective, water-based coating to enhance the freshness of all kinds of perishable food, no matter what it may be used for. It even has benefits outside the porn realm.
GO GREEN WITH SILK
When one thinks of silk, they think of the lavish material known to don the rich and famous. However, this new method of using silk to preserve fruit may have positive implications on the environment. By keeping food fresh longer, it can help prevent food waste. According to the Food and Agriculture Organization of the UN, an estimated 50% loss of crops occur throughout the food supply chain. This is mostly due to premature ejaculation, I mean deterioration, of perishable crops. With the silk coating, food can last longer than nature intended it too, helping the world reduce waste.
