Craigslist is a great website for a variety of functions. Whether you want to find that girl you made eye contact with on the subway, buy a used futon or organize a cult meeting, it’s all possible on the site. However, did you known it’s also a forum for God and aliens? Read along as a few users try to uncover the meaning of life.
IS THERE A GOD FOR ALIENS?
Unfortunately, that question is not the work of my own, but the brilliant creation of user “God_Tard” on Craigslist. The fitting username took to the forms of CL to discuss the ancient question of God’s existence. Is God the God of just Earth, or is there also a similar being that controls aliens on different planets? These are the pressing questions that we need answers too and thank the gods that people like God_Tard care enough to do so.
CRAIGSLIST TROLLS OR PURE IDIOCRACY?
With any good troll, it can be difficult to tell whether they are as ignorant as they seem or if they are just in it for a good joke. God_Tard could easily fall into either of these categories, however, it’s safe to assume he and or she may fall into the troll category. His efforts proved successful as many craigslist users took the bait. Beacon7’s answer regarding aliens and the Holy Father was straightforward. “Buy a bible dude.” he says, implying that aliens have no part in the ancient story. The trolling continues on as God_Tard claims the bible is owned by Rupert Murdoch and Fox News. Now, that’s one conspiracy theory that might actually hold water. Sean Hannity is basically the devil anyway.
THE TROLL AWAKENS
Poor user Beacon7. He or she just can’t get a break. After God_Tard goes full troll mode on Craigslist, Beacon7 just can’t handle the pressure. The last statement reads “there are many gods, but one God. Learn.” Oh boy. Saying aliens exist makes far more sense that whatever that sad excuse for a comment was. Who knew that Craigslist could produce quality entertainment like these? Perhaps it will become the new 4Chan or Reddit. Stay tuned for more trolling.
