Step aside Calvin Klein, there’s a new underwear on the market and it’s high tech. It’s even suitable for outer space. If that doesn’t make SpaceX or NASA happy, here are five things that might.
1. NO MORE SMELLY NASA SPACESHIPS
Even in the depths of space, odor can be an issue. NASA B.O is no different than Uncle Steve’s smelly armpits, which is why the agency will be pleased to know SilverTech underwear is made of odorless fabric. The design naturally fights the odor-causing bacteria. It also keeps you dry and eliminates that sweaty, cheesy smell from the nether regions.
2. ASTRONAUTS CAN STAY REGULATED AND COMFORTABLE
Staying regular is a big issue in space and no, it has nothing to with bowels. Even the best SpaceX and NASA astronauts appreciate comfort. With the infusion of silver in the fabric, this underwear is a super heat conductor that helps regulate body temperature. Combine that with seamless knitting and flat lock stitching, astronauts will have ultimate comfort. Space hippies will appreciate the fact that it’s made entirely out of organic materials as well.
3. SPACEX CAN MINE FOR GOLD WITH SILVER UNDIES
Mining for resources in space is not far off in the future. Whether SpaceX or NASA will be a part of that is unknown but if they are, they can do so sin silver underwear. What is this silver underwear you ask? Well, as you may know, pure silver is a metal that can be extracted from Earth. The silver used in this underwear is 99.99% pure and nontoxic. It’s an efficient reflector and amazing electrical and thermal conductor. Plus, it’s silver, so that’s pretty darn cool.
4. ASTRONAUTS WILL HAVE SUPERHUMAN SKIN
SpaceX and NASA may not be superheroes (although Elon Musk is essential Tony Stark), but with SilverTech, they can feel like one. Using their cutting edge smart fabric, the capabilities of skin will be enhanced. Skin will be warm when it’s cold and cold when it’s warm. Additionally, it will help your skin control bacterial growth and deter any unwanted bugs from entering.
5. REUSABLE AND SUSTAINABLE
SpaceX knows a thing or two about reusable rockets and SilverTech is well versed on reusable underwear. It’s really not as gross as it sounds. By using pure silver and long fiber organic cotton, the high-quality fabric will last longer than a trip to Pluto and back again.