Pornhub and NASA to Make Porn on Mars

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VR has made an impact on Earth and now, NASA hopes to take the technology to Mars. VR systems are already underway that will help train astronauts for missions to space. While it will initially be used for research projects, it’s only a matter of time before Pornhub takes advantage of the possible space porn scenarios.

NASA VR AND MARS

On May 17th, the Humans to Mars Summit described four unique VR projects that will hopefully aid space exploration. NASA has  had the idea since the mid-1980’s but it’s not until now that the technology is advanced enough for their dreams to solidify. The latest development has a hybrid reality system where people on the ground will interact with real scenarios that relate to a simulation on Mar. With repeated completion of tasks in the virtual realm, astronauts will be able to prepare for the realistic situation without the risk. Besides using VR with astronauts, NASA is beginning to realize the potential for ventures in the commercial realm

HOLOLENS AND VR HAPPY TOGETHER

VR certainly has a place in NASA’s astronaut training division but the agency is also using the technology to inform everyday people using Microsoft’s HoloLens. It’s far from a PornHub porn fantasy, but Microsoft’s OnSight software allows users to ‘beam’ up to Mars and explore first hand what the surface is all about. Complete with virtual Buzz Aldrin’s and informative, hands-on activities, users can move around the planet on their own in a three-dimensional realm. Space enthusiasts who won’t ever afford the hefty price tag of space tourism can just pop on over the Kennedy Space Station and suddenly be on a virtual tour of the Red Planet. While that sure seems fun and all, what society really craves are Martian tits. Will NASA deliver?

PORNHUB WILL SOLVE FINANCIAL WOES WITH PORN

America’s space agency has some financial concerns. That is no secret. Funding is being cut at a time when they need the money most. Countries all over the world are getting in on the race to Mars and now more than ever, the U.S needs to be on their game. For some reason, the government has other priorities. Perhaps it’s time for porn to take over. Pornhub has no shortage of strange fetishes on their site, so what difference would the addition of Mars porn make? Surely there is some kind of demographic for that. Pornhub and VR could team up with the space agency to somehow create some kind of interstellar space porn saga to raise money for research on the red planet. Is Pornhub the classiest way to do this? Of course not, but it might just be the best chance the world has at exploring deep space.