Everyone has that one Pornhub fan who won’t shut up about the science of porn. The past, you’ve probably just nodded your head in approval while simultaneously tuning him out but now, you owe him an apology. YouTube has released hard evidence on the scientific qualities of the perfect handjob.
YOUTUBE PROVES PORN USES SCIENCE
It’s time to get off that high throne and recognize porn not only as an art form, but one of science as well. When one watches porn, it may look like child’s play. Like an easy, mindless, animalistic behavior but it actually requires a fair bit of knowledge to excel at it. Let’s take the handjob for example. A recent segment of As a Porn Star on Youtube shows the intricate details a perfect handjob encompasses. Friction, velocity, mass, and pressure are just a few qualities need for a good handjob. If you’re one of the millions of men who hate handjobs, it’s because you didn’t use science.
PORNHUB FANS SEEK RESPECT
All too often, the Pornhub fan is portrayed as a sloth-like individual, who dwell in their moist, sticky habitat only coming out for hand lotion and the occasional Red Bull. They are seen as adjunct members of society but now, that assumption has to stop. Pornhub fans are not just lovers of porn but they are lovers of art and science. As the YouTube video has shown, a good hand job requires finesse and intelligence. Is it a science on par with astrophysics? Of course not but society should not shun the legions of Pornhub fans due to their personal taste. It’s time to rise up from those damp, tit-filled dungeons ye watchers of pornography. It’s time to stand up for yourself!
A NEW DAWN IS CUMMING
This YouTube video represents a fresh start. The scientific sun of Pornhub is only just beginning to rise. A new dawn is coming forth and VR is at the reigns. Adult entertainment will only continue to conjoin with technology, further cementing its place in the scientific studies. Developers will soon be able to create the statistically perfect sexual scenarios for every individual until eventually, pornography is the entertainment of high society, far surpassing YouTube, Netflix, and HBO. So start listening to that pornography obsessed friend of yours. He might just rule the world someday.
