Scientists: Smoking and Sucking Will Make you Lose Friends

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People are desperate for friendship at times. For this reason, they’ll go to great lengths to win the approval of their peers. Everyone knows that guy who turned to smoking for friendship or that girl who thought sucking off men would lead to fame and fortune. Well, according to scientists, that’s just not the case. Taking up a Marlboro hobby will make you lose friends just like a career on RedTube or Xhamster would.

REDTUBE AND XHAMSTER ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS; QUIT SMOKING NOW

Porn sites are not good substitutes for friends. It may seem like that at first but seconds after the deed is done, that all too familiar feeling of loneliness and regret seeps in. To combat this, you go outside for a nice drag of the cigarette. This is unhealthy behavior all around. Not only that, but scientists say that quitting a smoking habit will help you build a larger circle of friends. So unless you’re content with porn sites as your friends, rethink your priorities.

CAREER ON REDTUBE AND XHAMSTER NO BETTER THAN SMOKING

Since we just examined the smoker in his natural habitat, let’s go through the screen and see what its like on the other side of RedTube and Xhamster. One may think that porn stars who made a career out of sucking would become popular, however, that is not the case. Like smoking, taking part in a porn career makes your friendship circle smaller. Even the porn stars on “Ask a Porn Star” agree. Sure, amongst the industry you will have fame and fortune but anyone looking for a traditional relationship or friend circle will be out of luck.

PUTTING A STOP TO SMOKING, REDTUBE AND XHAMSTER ADDICTION

2016 is a weird time. Celebrities are presidential candidates, Rio has green swimming pools and terrorism in full force. Years ago, when these weren’t problems, taking a cigarette and watching porn on RedTube and XHamster were seen as something the cool kids would do. Now, there’s more serious stuff to deal with. We are all aware of the dangers of tobacco and porn. Frankly, if you overdo it on either, society casts you aside. For those that want to continue, go for it. However, you’ll be doing it as a loner.

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