Are you a superstar? Didn’t think so. Taylor Swift is, and Apple Music is taking advantage of her societal status to promote a free trial. Apple TV, on the other hand, is going with a different approach to marketing.
TAYLOR SWIFT FREAKS OUT ON APPLE MUSIC AD
If you’re anything like millions of people, you probably think Taylor Swift is cute, talented and everything in between. Apple Music thinks so as well, but they decided to take advantage of one of the singer’s more unique qualities. There’s nothing wrong with being awkward, in fact, it’s somewhat embraced in today’s pop culture. Apple Music took Taylor Swifts awkwardness and put it to great use in a recent advertisement. You’ll have to see for yourself, but it looks like some kind of attempt at humor. Regardless of what the company is going for, it seems to be attracting viewers and getting people to sign up for a free trial. As we all know, free trials are usually just bait for the bigger scheme of getting money. Apple Music couldn’t do that on their own, so they enlisted the help of a weird Taylor Swift to do so. It’s definitely one way to go about business, another way is to twerk it out.
SEX SELLS ON APPLE TV
It makes sense to pair Taylor Swift with Apple Music since she’s a singer and all. When it comes to Apple TV, though, what device would the company use to get viewers? Softcore porn. Everyone loves a good twerk. There’s nothing quite like seeing a woman gyrate in such a unique fashion to really get those gears grinding. The world seems to agree, which is why Apple TV has dedicated an entire channel to twerking. Maybe you’re a skinny, awkward white girl with no substantial features to think of like Taylor Swift. It wouldn’t be fair to deny you twerking rights so Apple TV has taken it upon themselves to show what twerking is all about. With twerk goddess Polina Dubkova as your guide, everyone from Uncle Stew to Grandma Esther can twerk to their heart’s delight. Apple TV probably has some other bits of interesting content, but why would one want to watch anything else?
