At one point, it looked like the world couldn’t get more retarded than the Minecraft Pink Sheep but alas, we continue to “progress” as a society. The latest examples of our descent into idiocracy come by the hand of Snapchat and two very stupid people.
IDIOTIC SNAPCHAT USER UNFORTUNATELY LIVES
For a second there, it looked like the world may have gotten rid of one more idiotic Snapchat user, but the powers that be decided to spare this near-retarded teenager. Last fall, an 18-year old girl was speeding in a car over 100 miles per hour. That would be bad enough, but she was using Snapchat as well, causing her to crash into someone else. The victim of the another car now has brain damage and is rightfully suing the chat app. The app apparently had a genius feature called “speed filter” that would record how fast one was travelling in real-time. This stupid, but ballsy teenager likely tried to show off to her equally as stupid friends only to meet a painful demise. At least she didn’t show off her junk like Usher.
USHER SHOWS OFF HIS JUNK TO WORLD
Another showing of Snapchat retardation come by the way of an Usher dick pic. This makes the Minecraft Pink Sheep almost look appetizing at this point. On Wednesday, the singer/wannabe porn star decided to bestow his lovely cock to all his fans. Don’t worry, though, he covered it up with emojis but still, aspects are still visible. Oddly enough, this is hardly a career ending move for the entertainer. His Snapchat antics seem to have blown up all over the web and the retarded people of the world will probably only love him more. The same retarded people love ethe Minecraft Pink Sheep, but at least that trend doesn’t involve dicks.
MINECRAFT PINK SHEEP CONTRIBUTES TO IDIOCRACY
For those that don’t know, Pink Sheep is a Minecraft player who has his own YouTube channel. The hip-hop inspired character seems to go around trolling people and being a boss around the world of Minecraft. It sounds stupid, but thousands, actually, even millions flood YouTube to watch Pink Sheep’s crazy antics. Yes, it seems global idiocracy is coming soon. It’s up to the youth to stop it. Read a damn book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-LHPe006ao
