It seems that someone tipped off some Blacktip sharks to the large amounts old, dying people that live in Florida. Over 10,000 Blacktips were reported hanging around the shores of Palm Beach County this winter. As they await their prey to lazily jump in the refreshing waters, scientists attempt to calm us down.
SHARKS MASSIVE PRESENCE NOT THAT UNUSUAL
There are thousands of sharks hanging out just a few short feet from the coast but fear not beachgoers. Apparently, this type of migration is normal according to a professor at Florida Atlantic University. Usually, they tend to migrate a bit further south towards Miami, but for some reason, they have decided to stay a bit more north this winter. So far, thirty sharks have been tagged in an effort to understand their offbeat migration this year.
ARE BEACHGOERS CLUELESS OR BRAVE?
Even though pictures clearly show the intense amount of sharks right off the coast, beachgoers are undeterred. Now, Florida isn’t exactly known for it’s intellectual prowess, but is this a fine display of Floridian bravery? Beaches remain open despite the potential for an attack. Kind of reminiscent of a certain shark based film in the 70’s. For those thinking Blacktips are harmless, think again. Blacktip sharks are actually responsible for the majority of bites in Florida.
FLORIDA IS ‘HEAVENS WAITING ROOM’
It’s been a long-standing occurrence for retiree’s to move south while they wait out the remainder of their old, meaningless lives. Now, it seems that process is taking too long. People are now flocking to Florida to try their odds against death by shark attack. The Sunshine state is not just for old timers anymore. Yes, now daredevils and idiots can live in harmony as they slowly get picked off by those aquatic beasts lurking in the water. Blacktips are supposedly very skittish, but that is all just an act. They are building an army and waiting for their prey to increase in number. When the time is right, they will wage war on that state. So stay clear of the beach folks. In fact, just move north altogether. That state will be covered in water soon anyway.
