Texas is losing their fight against same-sex couples here on Earth so now, they look to reignite the battle up in space. Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert announced to the world on Wednesday that Mars is no place for gay astronauts and NASA may be responsible for the end of days.
GAY ASTRONAUTS RESPONSIBLE FOR APOCALYPSE
Just when it looks like society is making some progress, someone has to come forth and push us all back a few years. This time, that push back came from the jowls of Texas Congressman, Louie Gohmert. Gohmert charged the floor of the House of Representatives Wednesday morning to warn the American public about a very real threat to the human race. No, it’s not climate change, or ISIS, but gay astronauts. Not only that, but NASA might be planning a gay Noah’s Ark spaceship that would send astronauts to mars in order to save the human race, or to Congressman Gohmert, destroy it.
NASA’S ARK
In the chance of an apocalyptic event, NASA might need to put some people, both straight and gay on a colony ship to Mars in order to save the human race. Even if these are trained, educated astronauts, Louie Gohmert claims Mars should be reserved for straight couples only. You didn’t see Noah putting homosexual giraffes on his ark did you? This is the kind of logic Gohmert is using. To him, astronauts can only reproduce if they are straight. A Mars colony wouldn’t survive any other way. Will NASA hear out these wise words?
MARS WILL BE DIVERSE
Sorry Gohmert, just because some is gay, doesn’t mean that can not reproduce. Homosexual males can still donate sperm to homosexual females who could still bear children. The love between the opposite sex’s does not have to occur to populate the planet. Does Gohmert honestly think NASA will pick the richest WASP’s in the world to send up to space? With government corruption, that could actually be quite possible, but if it was up to the minds of scientists, a red planet colony would be as diverse as possible. Hopefully, if that day every comes, whatever sick, twisted Bible thumping culture Gohmert comes from will be long extinct.
